 "I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future."
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"Your skin is so creamy I bet you never even had a zit on your ass."
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"Your dad must not have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!"
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Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it... then say "You dropped your nametag!"
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"Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"
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"You are the most interesting piece of ass i've talked to all evening."
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"I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?"
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"Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"
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"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?"
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"I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?"
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"Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after."
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"Whoa, you just gave me the hardest semi I have ever had."
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"Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink."
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"Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?"
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"You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie."
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"If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous."
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"Can I even get a fake number?"
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"Hey beautiful...that is your name right?"
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"If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you I'd have about... 5 cents."
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"You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."
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"If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"
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"If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together."
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"I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?"
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"I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty."
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"Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?"
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"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
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"I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button."
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"Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
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"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."
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"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"
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"You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong."
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"Do you want to go to breakfast?" (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?"
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Go up to a girl and say "Hi! My name is Haywood Jablomee" - submitted by Allen (fixed by WEEDMAN)
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"Come on sweetheart, why don't you just let me put the head in..." - what a classic
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"Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted" - submitted by Barry Thickk
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"You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!" - submitted by "The Richmiester"
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"Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?"
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"Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get" - submitted by B.J.F
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"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you" - submitted by B.J.F
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"Wanna go halves on a bastard???" (Non-serious) - submitted by NeoPlasmaX
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"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
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First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!" - submitted by Jason
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"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word."
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"I'm not actually this tall, I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet."
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"Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!"
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"Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?"
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"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there."
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"What's your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?" - submitted by DZINERLUV
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"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
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"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
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"What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."
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"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."
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You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."
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"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "f**k it". "
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"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"
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"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."
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"Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop. "
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"Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it. "
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"Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."
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"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. "
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"Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."
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"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."
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"What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?" (smile and wink)
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"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."
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"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
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"I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. "
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"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
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"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."
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"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
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"What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?"
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"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."
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you say "You look just like my first wife" she says "How many times have you been married?" you say "never".
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"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. "
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"you say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" she says "Why?" you say "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"
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"If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! "
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"If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."
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"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "
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"When God made you, he was showing off."
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"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. "
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"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
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"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. "
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"I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you."
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"Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged?? Well that's how I feel about you."
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"It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me! "
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"Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? "
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"Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled. "
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"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? "
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"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?"
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"Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass! "
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"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
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"How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!"
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"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
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"Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?"
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